An actual IM conversation with my son, 14. He had a headache and I said I could fix it for him:
Karen: Go to sleeeeep, you are getting sleeeepy
NW: yes
Karen: look into my eyyyyyyyyes, you are very sleeeeeeeepy
NW: yesssssssss i am sleeeeeeepppyyyyy
Karen: you will do everything I sayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Karen: you arrrrre in my powerrrrrrrrrr
NW: yessss i will follllowwww commanndsss
Karen: cluck like a chicken!
NW: bock bock
Karen, to herself: IT WORKS!
THREE HOURS GO BY
Karen: when you awake, you will not remember anything. You will not remember being a chicken, or robbing that bank, or running naked through the halls at school. But you will trust me completely. 1-2-3- AWAKE!
Karen: there, feel better?
NW: what just happened?
Karen: oh, um, er, nothing.